she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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