Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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