I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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