it wasn't lemon gatorade
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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