what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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