just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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