I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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