do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We are two peas in an std pod
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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