Your favorite bartender is back from prision
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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