Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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