i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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