Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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