Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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