im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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