You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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