singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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