..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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