he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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