What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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