We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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