they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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