on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Too much gin, very little bucket
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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