I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
should my penis look like a turkey
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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