i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize
