All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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