Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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