if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
