There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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