suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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