As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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