I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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