I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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