No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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