Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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