This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
