i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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