she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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