Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Randomize
