Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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