forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
