Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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