Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
COCAINE IS GR8
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