He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Randomize
