It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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