yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
