GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Randomize
