it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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