I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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