Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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