that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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