her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
