I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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