Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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