I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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