Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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